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Gabriel_Spears
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Burglar caught after having sex with teddy bear, left DNA
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A randy burglar was caught after he had sex with a teddy bear while raiding a shed - and police discovered his DNA inside the toy.
Paul Mountain, 38, said he was coming down from amphetamines and felt an 'overwhelming need' for sexual relief
, the Lancashire Telegraph reports.
It is believed he cut a hole inside the defenceless bear before getting down to business.
Blackburn Magistrates Court heard that the owner of an allotment found a shed had been broken into and the contents were spread all around.
On the floor among the wreckage
she found the teddy bear - used and abused
.
Prosecutor, Domenic Howells said: "The teddy bear was passed to the police and semen found inside came back to this defendant.
"He told officers he was
coming down off amphetamine and felt overwhelming need for sexual relief
."
The warped crook, of Darwen, Lancs, pleaded guilty to burglary with intent to steal and was bailed for the preparation of a pre-sentence report.
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Horny ****.
but wait they better do a research...maybe he's done this to children
Callum
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That pic
ozlovezashlee
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Where does Atrl find this ****?
Harly
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It is believed he cut a hole inside the defenceless bear before getting down to business
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Omg poor Teddy
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PromKing
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!!!
BadHabits
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Omg poor Teddy
Poor Teddy Michaels
Sorbet
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ATRL tonight
OnlyManInTheWorld
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Post #10
I read about it earlier today, but this photo
Poor teddy bear
Crank_It_Up
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Post #11
Oh my god. This is just disgusting.
Poor teddy.
Rama
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Post #12
That Teddy looks like he liked it tho.
satellites.™
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Post #13
How does he look?
RihannaRTT
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Post #14
Ewww
materialboy
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Post #15
the article and the photo ....
RatedG²
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Post #16
The photo
the "used and abused" line
"poor defenceless teddy bear"
I can't
dirrtydiana
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Post #17
Some of these comments are worse
WFL
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Post #18
Teddy better sue and get ha coins. He scarred him for life.
Mezter
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Post #19
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post #20
"used and abused"
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but wait they better do a research...maybe he's done this to children 
