'Step into the shoes of Red, an immortal child who never eats, sleeps or talks. When you're sent a way from home, you'll do all kind of things that a ten year should never do! Like: wander alone through the woods, talk to strangers, gamble in a casino, hang out in a cemetery, beat up others kids pets for money and single handedly try to take down the Mafia.
All so Professor Oak has more time back home to bang your mom'
I need air.
You ain't right for that!!!
