Like, I'm innocently playing some Playstation and my sister thinks it'll be funny to creep up behind me and give me a huge slap across the face
She knew I was
fuming so started to run for a cupboard she could hide in, unfortunately for ha, as she went to open the door to the cupboard I slammed it closed from behind her, smashing her thumb. She passed out.
Bish had broken plenty of my bones before then. Hihihi

We are close now tho.