In the thread on chimpanzees getting human rights in New York because they are "self aware::

Would you? Would it attract more customers because of the media coverage/shock factor, or would it ruin business due to the fact they couldn't take orders and would be unsanitary to the restaurant?

Thinly veiled

They are already employed by the zoo

No

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here we go

asjkfsj this thread is goin' downé

You have a chance to edit. Do it before someone reports

yes it would be funny

it would have its appeal.. a chimpanzee owned and operated established is long overdue.. we have come too far as a nation to disallow this!

but then gawn get ya sis.

I knew exactly where this was headed.

Vile.

what kind of question?

and this thread is already turning into a mess

Monsters never change.

kii. saw that coming