“At first I wanted to watch something funny, like a midget ****ing a horse. You know just to cheer me up a little? But as soon as I started watching it I just got sucked deeper and deeper into it. Before I knew what I was doing I jacking off to grannyfootfetish.com in a public toilet.”
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two masturbation sessions away from actually pulling my penis off.”
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“The thought of losing little Eddie Halliwell, my name for my penis,
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I lost a lot of weight because I was burning so many calories and losing so many fluids with all the jacking off I was doing
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