The only thing Demi Lovato is winning is a pink Schick with "Finish the job" engraved on the handle in silver.




That's all they have to hold onto. Poor kids. But then again,
Kesha's detractors aren't very bright to begin with.




"Cake" is the Lana Del Rey of films. It's too indie.



Speaking of Lana Del Rey, my prophetic visions are telling me that Del Rey's bandwagon
herd will be migrating to London Grammar. She's (they) are Del Rey's replacement.




Nah, but Kesha is a better rapper than Iggy Azalea and Nicki Minaj, though.




So when are you going to switch back to pop the whites, Retro?
Fun Fact: I personally know one person in your signature, but only like one person in your signature.

...Vin