Originally posted by Haven You really did it.

Originally posted by Guernica oops

Idk why but I'm on Facebook

This boy I had a crush on years ago looks a bit tragic, I really dodged a bullet

Originally posted by G.U.Y. Gaga So how difficult is it to get into prostituion cause these classes I'm taking will make me flunk out of my senior year at college.

oh my god like okayy, there's a demon in my microwave

I ordered pizza earlier and only ate 2 slices, I'm hungry now so I go get a slicei put the slice in the microwave and like i only wanted it to be in there a minute so i pressed :66 seconds b/c too lazy to do :60, and i accidentally pressed it three times and 666 you know satan's number or w/e and so i was like um no...so I hit reset and :66 again, then started the microwave... and like wasnt turning and the light wasnt on it was just the timer counting down..

and then i swear to god
it flashed
6 6 6
again
and i said umm lord jesus help me

and i got scared and left and the ****er beeped at me when i walked away, the microwave beeped at me, after I had left it alone and pressed reset, like i turned it off and everything
and it beeped right when i got to my bedroom door and i stopped and stared at it then scurried inside I'm legit freaked out right now

Originally posted by Starmie oh my god like okayy, there's a demon in my microwave I ordered pizza earlier and only ate 2 slices, I'm hungry now so I go get a slicei put the slice in the microwave and like i only wanted it to be in there a minute so i pressed :66 seconds b/c too lazy to do :60, and i accidentally pressed it three times and 666 you know satan's number or w/e and so i was like um no...so I hit reset and :66 again, then started the microwave... and like wasnt turning and the light wasnt on it was just the timer counting down.. and then i swear to god it flashed 6 6 6 again and i said umm lord jesus help me and i got scared and left and the ****er beeped at me when i walked away, the microwave beeped at me, after I had left it alone and pressed reset, like i turned it off and everything and it beeped right when i got to my bedroom door and i stopped and stared at it then scurried inside I'm legit freaked out right now

Originally posted by MiMiLamb I hate and <3 my crush @ the same time He ain't want ya neway

LIES, if ATRL wasn't so PG I'd tell you what went down that night

Originally posted by Guernica if you're a boy then you're probably going to have to put a wig and a dress on if you want to get any good business

Originally posted by Starmie oh my god like okayy, there's a demon in my microwave I ordered pizza earlier and only ate 2 slices, I'm hungry now so I go get a slicei put the slice in the microwave and like i only wanted it to be in there a minute so i pressed :66 seconds b/c too lazy to do :60, and i accidentally pressed it three times and 666 you know satan's number or w/e and so i was like um no...so I hit reset and :66 again, then started the microwave... and like wasnt turning and the light wasnt on it was just the timer counting down.. and then i swear to god it flashed 6 6 6 again and i said umm lord jesus help me and i got scared and left and the ****er beeped at me when i walked away, the microwave beeped at me, after I had left it alone and pressed reset, like i turned it off and everything and it beeped right when i got to my bedroom door and i stopped and stared at it then scurried inside I'm legit freaked out right now

SCREAMING