My freshman year of high school I was sitting in the back of a class taking a test. The teacher was notorious for being a racist. These two white guys were talking next to me, but the teacher pointed me out and told me to move to the front of the class. I was angry but I wasn't about to be a snitch so I got my stuff and walked to the front. There was only one seat left and there was gum on the seat. I told the teacher I wasn't going to sit there because there was gum on the seat. He immediately started yelling and screamed "SIT ON THE DAMN CHAIR!". So I said "F*CK YOU BITCH!" and he sent me to the principals office. The principal was black and knew the teacher was a racist so she let me go with a warning.

During my sophomore year in college my friends and I got caught smoking weed and drinking in my dorm room. We were all put on academic probation and forced to take an alcohol class. The class was a joke. The instructor spent the whole time going around asking how we got caught and gave us cupcakes at the end.