What was the worst toilet experience you've ever had?

I have one but I'd never be looked the same again

I don't wanna risk a WP but it was bad, like really bad.

I love Chipotle and I'm not a top. You figure it out.

The time I clogged it or when there were a few spiders in it

Falling in it at 2am. My jackass dad doesn't put the seat down.

I forget to put toilet seats down too

My worst is breaking the toilet seat in school when I was 5 years old by jumping on it. I'm still innocent.

I was cleaning the toilet and had my phone in the front pocket of my shirt and I totally forgot & the damn thing just came sliding out and went right into the toilet.

I was devastated. My heart came out of my chest. I was panicking. It was the pits of hell, honestly.