So, I was at a friend's house this weekend who is a music producer. We talked a lot about music and at some point I asked if he heard about Gaga's new album. He said yes and that he read this terrible review in the Evening Standard earlier that day and showed it to me. I read it and told him "lemme show you a truly negative review". So I logged on ATRL, found this thread and link to the Slant article. He read it out loud and was saying "omg" almost after every sentence. He said it was the most negative review he read in his life
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Anyway's here's the review from London's Evening Standard. I'm sure it doesn't count for metacritic, but there are plenty reviews in the OP that don't count, so I thought some of you might be interested to read it.
Omg just say I'm a B Spears stan who was looking for bad reviews, here's the one I found and scanned
You guys need to chill, Brando is nowhere near as malicious as you're making him out to be.
It's cool. I've always found personal attacks hilarious to read anyway, particularly when none of those jabs are true. Even the SYG monsters came crawling
If anyone brings a positive C2C review to my attention I'll post it here
OMG @ Barbra's new album getting panned on Metacritic. That's really weird. Since it was a jazz album and we are struggling finding reviews, all of hers weren't uploaded until the day it came out - it will likely be the same with C2C.
I know this tho. I took a thorough look at her metacritic score and read one of the reviews.
Congrats on the five star but boo @ it being some irrelevant. Oh well, more good press is better than the bad press we got throughout the Artpop era so I'm cute.
The effort he puts in
bode's well for grammy submissions.
