Uh ****ing little shithead baby sister found a way to climb a ladder on to my TOP bunk bed and deestroy my Science textbook & eat my last pop tarts. I'm so ****ing tired that I can't even

Omfg Jesus help me because she tore out the first 2 pages

Snapchat and Instagram (besides profiles of hot guys) are wack.

I've done it three or four days in a row

Jesus ****ing help me not do some crazy **** to this little piece of ****

praying for you

I say some good old-fashioned spanks are due! Don't stop when she's crying because that's the part where it only starts really hurting!

Cherries are delicious.

Followed

Girl, I thought you had gotten perma'd again.

gracias homie



that's funny but its not why have they been on lockdown?

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I got invited to a pool party but I had to make up an excuse that I couldn't attend, because admitting I can't swim is to embarrassing

Just sit there with your feet in the water like I do.

!!! Make it look like you too cool to swim