I have senior pics tomorrow and I just feel so awkward in photo shoots tbh

omfg

its not explicit or scary or anything i just put it to be safe

The person who made the sub put the tomatoes right on top so they're next to the bread and it's made the bread all soggy ffs how difficult is it to make a sub correctly

fff actually my friend did She did it like, two months ago and sometimes we'd just talk to people on Skype and tell them it and they'd get so weirded out fff

The fact that you even have tomatoes on your sub in the first place.

One of those times where you wish it was just poop.

Maybe you were one of those annoying customers who asked for tomatoes at the end

Also this

tomatoes are sent from heaven I was actually going to buy some today but there was an old lady standing in front of them just looking at them and I legit waited next to her awkwardly for like 5 minutes and she never moved so I gave up

No I didn't go to Subway, I bought a premade sub at the grocery store that was wrapped up already and everything

I feel like Cher on Twitter when I'm in here

This has been stuck on my computer for the past 10 minutes and won't go away, even when I close iTunes.

The only way I can enjoy eating tomatoes is when they're diced up and served in salsa or something.

But she was probably checking for ripeness or something. A lot of old people can tell just by looking.

Ew those are the worst

But ok, you can be mad then if that was the case

Tomatoes are delicious.

She's hilarious. I would make a twitter just to follow her

Does this mean you're flawless?

Yes, I'm glad someone said it.

That's exactly what I did.