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Former person on Basic Cable for a while and current Britney Spears drool sponge, Demi Lovato, copies Madonna’s legendary front tooth canyon. The difference between the two being painfully obvious: when Madonna did it was a carefully excuted artistic commentary on the poor dental work available in her native homeland of Michigan, England. Lovato did it to increase the amount of food going in her mouth at any given time. Pathetic. We here at CTCM look forward to MTV’s 3 hour special documenting the struggles and 15 eating disorders Lovato probably developed while trying to read this post.
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Jesus Christ of Nazareth copies Madonna’s iconic crucifixion. No offense intended towards any Christians, but Jesus was not very attractive and obviously not photogenic. I don’t see why some of you are so obsessed with him when he doesn’t even have a sold-out world tour. In my opinion, this was the first mishap of Christ’s socialite career. I mean, look at Madonna’s cross—it’s built out of expensive crystallized tears extracted directly from Mariah Carey’s lacrimal gland. Jesus needs to read more fashion magazines and get with the times, because being whipped bloody is so 1865!
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Christina Aguilera copies Madonna’s most iconic gang sing. We all know Madonna created the infamous Illuminati, and XXLtina is not allowed in the cool club. I mean, she had to become a judge on a TV show in order to stay kinda sorta relevant after being under Britney’s shadow for her somewhat successful [citation needed] 2-year career. So embarrassing!
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Are you telling me that the modern day Adolf Hitler is copying Madonna’s iconic Forever54 outfit?! I don’t want to agree but it is more than obvious that this white-supremacist blatantly copied The Queen. If I were you, I would start hiding your black friends and the homosexuals in your attics [for their safety]. Sooner or later the world is going to get tired of entire albums being about an ex-boyfriend who cheated on you in the 3rd, 4th, and 7th grade. Her rage will provoke the 3rd World War which will later lead to the Fourth Reich. Then lastly, she’ll attempt to exterminate anyone that is not White, upper-class, heterosexual, Christian, or those who did not purchase her latest album.
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