Hello America, and welcome to Maury!
Today I have a guest who comes to us from a website called ATRL.net, who's got a very dark series of confessions to reveal for us.
Please welcome, one of ATRL's members, jackasses, or whatever you want to call him, Travis10!
**Applause**
**Travis10 quietly enters the stage and sits down**
Allright Travis. What do you have to reveal to us today?
Well Maury.... I like music...
Ah-hah...
...Well there are some genres and artists people often look down upon....which I currently or might have enjoyed sometime this 2008...
And you're picking my show to reveal so?
Yes, I feel that this must be confessed before T-Fest begins...
Are you fearful that you may lose Internet friends over this?
Maybe... ??? ... But the truth shall set everything free as some may say.
Do you think this would jeopardize T-Fest 2008, an event which has cost thousands of dollars to just put on?
I don't think so... or I hope not...
So we're doing this to clear the air?
Yes and bring a realistic honest edge to
my show.
Well let's get it underway then...
Everybody Travis10's quote and quote "Social Suicide/Yes I liked that top 10"
These are the songs that Travis10 is ashamed to say that he liked. Here we go!
At Numbers 10 - 8...well these are not bad at all!
10.)Three 6 Mafia/Project Pat/Young D/Superpower, Lolli Lolli (Pop That Body)
9.)Chris Brown and Keri Hilson - Superhuman
8.)Simple Plan - Your Love is a LIE!
Travis10, there's not much to be said here... ... ... ... ... Let's move on....
Numbers 7-5!... OK now we're going somewhere:
7.) Natasha Bedingfield - Pocketful of Sunshine
6.)Taylor Swift - Love Story
and...
5.) Just Stand Up - Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, etc. etc.
**Audience goes OOooooooo**
Travis10, explain sir
Natasha Bedingfield.... well..it's such a light hearted song
Taylor Swift...already enjoying her first album, this one just seemed as addictive...
then Just Stand up seemed so melodic...but I feel justified because it raised a few hundred dollars for charity. (**Audience Chuckles**)
...Right...
At number 4... The Jonas Brothers - When you look me in the eyes
**Maury looks up from his card, audience goes completely silent **
Explain...
Ummm.... .... ... **Speechless for a minute**... It's kind of like the Backstreet Boys mixed in with BBMak or LFO...?
**Audience breaks into laughter...** **Maury tries to keep himself professional and looks away trying to not laugh**
... Yes he said LFO everybody...
WHEN WE COME BACK! We'll go into the top 3
**Audience cheers**
((Commercial Break))
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And welcome back we're just now looking into Travis10's top 3 Social Suicide/Yes he liked that in 2008
Now at number 3, there are two songs, Travis10 couldn't make heads or tails of which one was more worse to like...
At number 3, Pussycat Dolls - I hate this Part and Hinder..... YES HINDER... Without You
TRAVIS10! =-o
**Audience members react, some jumping up in their seats, lots of curse words, and lots of shouting**
**Travis10 slowly tilts his head towards the ground in shame**
**Maury tries to quiet the audience**
Settle down everybody... SETTLE DOWN... SETTLE...!!!
Travis10... why?
I hate this part has an amazing bridge... and I know Hinder is a widely hated band, but Without you is just as addictive as Lips of an Angel.
**Audience reacts once again**
Audience PLEASE!... We still have two to go...
2.) Beyonce - If I were a boy
**Audience continues to shout**
Travis, own up to this one...
AUDIENCE! .... go ahead Travis...
I like the acoustics and her vocals?
*An audience member shouts "BULL$#!+!"
*another audience member shouts "but you ARE a boy! WHHHHyyyeeeEE"*
I know?? It's a good song! Sasha Fierce/Beyonce did well! Maury how about you, have you heard this yourself? You've probably met her before?
Don't bring me into this, I listen to Hello Dolly and Barry Manilow...
...
(5 minutes later...)
**A few audience members are suddenly escorted out of the studio by producers + security for trying to attack the talk show guest**
...
Allright, now that we have order.... let's take a look at the top of this list
And Travis10's top, number one, shameful, foul, and socially damaging song that he enjoys is ....
...
David Archuleta - Crush
**Well, where to start... An audience member falls off the risers, some audience members shout and scream, a couple chairs are flown around, studio furniture is wrecked, several of them are shocked and crying, a dozen or so walk out of the studios, two audience members foam at the mouth, then we see the producers/security ppl escort Maury and Travis10 backstage**
Why Travis?
Just the beat, the acoustics, it's addictive...
**Sigh**
**Sits down, hand over face**
You are the most pathetic guest we've had on my show... I hope you know that...
Yep I do...
**Maury turns to the camera**
Turn it off, this show is over...
**Credits roll**
THE....................... END??? O_o?
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