Woman marries cardboard cut-out of Robert Pattinson
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A woman has married a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Robert Pattinson in his Twilight role, demonstrating a commitment to the actor that is impressive, but mostly very frightening.
The wedding was held at a chapel in Las Vegas. Lauren Adkins, 25, from Las Vegas, spent £2,000 on the ceremony, attended by 50 guests, before embarking on their honeymoon to Los Angeles.
“I wanted us to climb up to the Hollywood sign together,” she said. “I had to carry him... but everyone makes sacrifices for the man they love, right?”
This is actually sadder than it sounds.
You can marry a cardboard in America but not the one you love? 
They must have a very entertaining sex life.