So basically I have this cousin & he's stupid as ****,(He's been a Freshman for 4 years, I passed him 2 years ago ) like. I can't. Anyway, we were at a dinner planning a graduation party for her (they're the same age btw) & he attempts to come for the party & my mom goes "You choose the details for your party when you graduate" & my dad goes "If that ever happens" with the shadiest look on his face
My mother is well aware that I am allergic to seafood. Anything under the sea. So we go out, and she insists i try something, and it's a ball of something fried. I love fried food. It's the best. I eat it and my airway starts to narrow. Turns out it was a shrimp ball. I am sure she tried to quietly get rid of me.
Then another time, my mother made chicken for us and everyone's chicken turned out fine. I end up cutting into my chicken, it seems tougher towards the middle than at the end, and I find out that once I put it in my mouth, it is still freshly raw in the middle.
There are other times, so I am sure my mother has aims to get rid of me.
My mother is well aware that I am allergic to seafood. Anything under the sea. So we go out, and she insists i try something, and it's a ball of something fried. I love fried food. It's the best. I eat it and my airway starts to narrow. Turns out it was a shrimp ball. I am sure she tried to quietly get rid of me.
Then another time, my mother made chicken for us and everyone's chicken turned out fine. I end up cutting into my chicken, it seems tougher towards the middle than at the end, and I find out that once I put it in my mouth, it is still freshly raw in the middle.
There are other times, so I am sure my mother has aims to get rid of me.
My mother is well aware that I am allergic to seafood. Anything under the sea. So we go out, and she insists i try something, and it's a ball of something fried. I love fried food. It's the best. I eat it and my airway starts to narrow. Turns out it was a shrimp ball. I am sure she tried to quietly get rid of me.
Then another time, my mother made chicken for us and everyone's chicken turned out fine. I end up cutting into my chicken, it seems tougher towards the middle than at the end, and I find out that once I put it in my mouth, it is still freshly raw in the middle.
There are other times, so I am sure my mother has aims to get rid of me.
) like. I can't. Anyway, we were at a dinner planning a graduation party for her (they're the same age btw) & he attempts to come for the party & my mom goes "You choose the details for your party when you graduate" & my dad goes "If that ever happens" with the shadiest look on his face 
