Introducing the new SAPTMFK!
This is the brand new collaboration between Direware, Strider, Emerson, Medford, Miller Bros., and Busse Combat!
You read right! You want heavy duty? You got heavy duty!
This new folder design is the HEAVIEST of heavy duty folders. It was designed with only the most special of special operators in mind, and only for use in the blackest of black ops.
I am the proud owner of the prototype. The only human eyes that have seen this knife are the eyes of the representative designers from each company, and the eyes of their employees who made it, which had to be plucked out to guarantee their secrecy.....
I proudly present the SAPTMFK!
It's a thing of beauty isn't it boys? I'm so proud of this one I don't think I can bring myself to use it! Specs are as follows:
Blade steel - genuine metal! Whatever it is, the makers have assured me that you can bet your life on it! It will not fail to complete any task, ever, and it will never go dull.
Length - short, but stout. Just long enough for covert sentry deanimation. Nothing more, nothing less.
Weight - heavy! Suck it up soldier! Real knives require real men to carry them.
Handle material - genuine metal. The makers guarantee this metal is pure unobtanium. The finest money can buy, and untouched by human hands until you receive your knife.
Finish - rustic, the way knives should be! Any complaints? Take a number. Number 1 is attached to a hand grenade pin in Mick Strider's office. Strangely, it has never been taken.
Taking modern trends into consideration, the designers knew the blade had to have an integrated flipper... This thing has more flipper than Sea World:
As far as lock strength goes, well that all depends on you. You see, to wield a knife this tough, YOU have got to be tough too. The lock is directly dependent on grip strength, and in some cases, forearm rigidity. As long as you have a good hold on this sucker it has no possibility of folding up on you!
The edge geometry is very special on this knife. It has NO EDGE! It simply gets close to the material to be cut and intimidates it until it literally splits on it's own!!!
Well, there you have it. The absolute BEST modern heavy duty folder in existence. If you think otherwise, you are simply not man enough, not tactical enough, and not awesome enough to own one.
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