This story is golden, more than anything for the funny AF comments posted by some of the readers.
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Woman Allegedly Beats Man Who Farted In Her Face
A South Carolina woman was arrested Monday after allegedly hitting a man she said “passed gas” in her face.
Jessica Cerney, 33, told police that the 64-year-old man came home drunk at about 7:45 p.m. and farted on her visage while she was lying on the couch.
An argument ensued that allegedly resulted in Cerney allegedly punching the perpetrator in the face three times.
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@ them trying to sound fancy by saying that he "farted on her visage"
