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Jameson Teqkilla
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Tips For Unarmed Black Teens from The Onion
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Be sure not to pick up any object that could be perceived by a police officer as a firearm, such as a cell phone, a food item, or nothing.
Try to see it from a police officer’s point of view: You may be unarmed, but you’re also black.
Avoid wearing clothing associated with the gang lifestyle, such as shirts and pants.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/tip...ck-teen,36697/
Deuces
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Be as polite and straightforward as possible when police officers are kicking the **** out of you.
They didn't lie tho.
Abyssy
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Nnnnn, a mess
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Most of the Police do seem to be racist though, it's an absolute joke.
I Am Music
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The sarcasm, I live.
jonasha
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Post #5
What kind of truth?
I Am Music
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Be sure not to pick up any object that could be perceived by a police officer as a firearm, such as a cell phone, a food item, or nothing.
Jameson Teqkilla
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"You may be unarmed, but you're also black" just has me on the floor
Jameson Teqkilla
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Bump
ciara
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Haunter
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getback
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the sad part is that it's correct somehow
frantic
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QueenBLadyG
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Scalp the ignorants of the world!
EdgeOfAddiction
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Jameson Teqkilla
"You may be unarmed, but you're also black" just has me on the floor
Rogue
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Post #15
Omg
Jberg
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Explain in clear and logical terms that you do not enjoy being shot, and would prefer that it not happen.
Omg.
KareBear
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Post #17
What a mess
Damien M
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Revel in the fact that by simply existing, you exert a threatening
presence over the nation’s police force.
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Jessie Mulay
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It's sad this is true
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