still funny

I love plane rides.

This morning at like 6AM my sister and mom were going AT IT.
They woke me up their rude asses

I just snatched two cher tickets from ticketmaster

It was sold out but I kept refreshing the last few days and I got those ****ing bitches

I had to sit and work out what you meant by that

dd. Why don't you purchase a plane ticket and meet me there?

This is Citrus, not Sazare.

I'm so pissed at my mom. I told her what I wanted for my birthday and she said "No" she said she would rather get me the truck I want than pay the plane ticket for a boy that doesn't appreciate me she said I could still do that but i'd have to pay with the money from my account

Fios and no SEC Network

Hello

It's okay! The more I think about it the more I realize that my mom is probably right this one time. I put too much effort on a boy that doesn't notice me anymore.

Slayley sis we need to have a talk about personal hygiene

I love how Sleigh Bells are completely irrelevant yet everyone knows at least one song by them

If y'all haven't heard one of Rill Rill, Crown On The Ground, Infinity Guitars or End Of The Line then y'all haven't ever watched adverts