It's child without the d.
And while we're on the topic of slang misuse:
-Ass is cake, not cakes. Each cheek is not one cake. The whole ass is referred to as cake. I'm over seeing people on atrl say 'his cakes'.
-It's teas, not tease.
-You can't serve teas. Something can give you Bionic (for example) teas, and something can serve Bionic, but you can't serve Bionic teas.
-You use the word serve to compare something to something else. You can't say 'Austin Mahone serves abs' talking about a photo where Austin Mahone is clearly showing his abs. Someone threading the Gaga frog outfit and titling it "Lady Gaga serves Kermit" is an example of proper usage of serve.
That's all.
