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Celeb News: Beyoncé BEGS Gwyneth Paltrow' for Help [Convo Included]
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Beyoncé BEGS Gwyneth Paltrow' for Help [Convo Included]
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As rumors run wild that Beyonce and Jay Z will split very soon, HollywoodLife.com has learned that Gwyneth Paltrow is giving Beyonce serious relationship advice. Not only that, but Bey also hid out at Gwyneth’s house while on tour!
Beyoncé, 32, is seeking comfort in her close friend Gwyneth Paltrow, 41, right now. As gossip persists that Bey and husband Jay Z, 44, will divorce after their On The Run tour ends in mid-September, we’ve learned how Gwyneth is helping Beyonce cope.
“Gwyneth adores both Beyonce and Jay Z, so it’s not like she’s taking sides. But her main words of advice have been to take things slowly and to not rush into making any drastic decisions.”
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 The made-up conversationBeyoncé visits Gwyneth Paltrow’s house in California.
Gwyneth greets Beyoncé with a glass. “Drink this. It’s eel-infused water. You’ll feel like a new person.”
Beyoncé sighs. “Feeling like a new person sounds pretty good right about now.” She downs the drink.
Gwyneth gestures toward a stone slab by the wall. “Sit,” she nods. “I know it looks uncomfortable, but, I’m telling you, one week of sitting on stone and your entire essence will shift.” Gwyneth moves into a lunging yoga position. “So tell me about you and Jay. What is going on?”
“Well, it’s complicated. You know how it is. You both have these needs and then—,” Beyoncé looks up and Gwyneth is soaking her hair in a vat of orange goo sitting next to her on the floor.
“Don’t mind me!” Gwyneth shouts. “This is a snake-saliva conditioner I use each morning. Keep talking!”
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 The conversation.
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Bey is so sneaky. She encouraged Chris to dump Gwyneth so they could be together in 2015 and now here she is having eel-infused water with Gwyneth. Poor Gwyn, she's so naive.
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Gwyneth moves into a lunging yoga position. “So tell me about you and Jay. What is going on?”
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I stopped at Hollywood Life.
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Originally posted by T-Swizz
The made-up conversation
Beyoncé visits Gwyneth Paltrow’s house in California.
Gwyneth greets Beyoncé with a glass. “Drink this. It’s eel-infused water. You’ll feel like a new person.”
Beyoncé sighs. “Feeling like a new person sounds pretty good right about now.” She downs the drink.
Gwyneth gestures toward a stone slab by the wall. “Sit,” she nods. “I know it looks uncomfortable, but, I’m telling you, one week of sitting on stone and your entire essence will shift.” Gwyneth moves into a lunging yoga position. “So tell me about you and Jay. What is going on?”
“Well, it’s complicated. You know how it is. You both have these needs and then—,” Beyoncé looks up and Gwyneth is soaking her hair in a vat of orange goo sitting next to her on the floor.
“Don’t mind me!” Gwyneth shouts. “This is a snake-saliva conditioner I use each morning. Keep talking!” |
NOTTTT the fanfic
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“Well, it’s complicated. You know how it is. You both have these needs and then—,” Beyoncé looks up and Gwyneth is soaking her hair in a vat of orange goo sitting next to her on the floor.
“Don’t mind me!” Gwyneth shouts. “This is a snake-saliva conditioner I use each morning. Keep talking!”
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What fanfic did they steal this from? 
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Please! Beyonce needs to be seeking out Becky G.
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 I don't ever know what to believe so I doubt things like this.
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Originally posted by T-Swizz
The made-up conversation
Beyoncé visits Gwyneth Paltrow’s house in California.
Gwyneth greets Beyoncé with a glass. “Drink this. It’s eel-infused water. You’ll feel like a new person.”
Beyoncé sighs. “Feeling like a new person sounds pretty good right about now.” She downs the drink.
Gwyneth gestures toward a stone slab by the wall. “Sit,” she nods. “I know it looks uncomfortable, but, I’m telling you, one week of sitting on stone and your entire essence will shift.” Gwyneth moves into a lunging yoga position. “So tell me about you and Jay. What is going on?”
“Well, it’s complicated. You know how it is. You both have these needs and then—,” Beyoncé looks up and Gwyneth is soaking her hair in a vat of orange goo sitting next to her on the floor.
“Don’t mind me!” Gwyneth shouts. “This is a snake-saliva conditioner I use each morning. Keep talking!” |
We should make these for every person Bey has taken a picture with. 
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the conversation 
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that "conversation"
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they keep trying
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Originally posted by T-Swizz
The made-up conversation
Beyoncé visits Gwyneth Paltrow’s house in California.
Gwyneth greets Beyoncé with a glass. “Drink this. It’s eel-infused water. You’ll feel like a new person.”
Beyoncé sighs. “Feeling like a new person sounds pretty good right about now.” She downs the drink.
Gwyneth gestures toward a stone slab by the wall. “Sit,” she nods. “I know it looks uncomfortable, but, I’m telling you, one week of sitting on stone and your entire essence will shift.” Gwyneth moves into a lunging yoga position. “So tell me about you and Jay. What is going on?”
“Well, it’s complicated. You know how it is. You both have these needs and then—,” Beyoncé looks up and Gwyneth is soaking her hair in a vat of orange goo sitting next to her on the floor.
“Don’t mind me!” Gwyneth shouts. “This is a snake-saliva conditioner I use each morning. Keep talking!” |
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Bey is so sneaky. She encouraged Chris to dump Gwyneth so they could be together in 2015 and now here she is having eel-infused water with Gwyneth. Poor Gwyn, she's so naive.
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Beyonce ha covert mission has been exposed
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We should make these for every person GWYNETH has taken a picture with.
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“Don’t mind me!” Gwyneth shouts. “This is a snake-saliva conditioner I use each morning. Keep talking!”
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I love Gwyneth Paltrow, just because stuff like this is totally something I could see her doing.
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