Outside of ATRL....!!!!!

The other day I asked a dude if it was because of his huge eyebrows covering his eyes that he couldn't read. But he had started it

I took my shirt off last week in public and 4 people went mad.

I said to this old guy in a club stop talking to me you wrinkled tramp (he was like 60) and he got mad lmao

I'm in Europe tour for the summer and we were sitting at the beach with my friends having a regular discussion about America and Europe (it wasn't even an argument, just talking), and this atrocious ±40 y.o lady sat next to us out of nowhere, saying "I heard the discussion so I thought I'd contribute".

Then she went on about how America is only a 300 y.o. country and her place of residence, Paris, is so much better etc. I don't even have a preference over both places, but the bitch made me MAD so I told her "at least America's not the one in crisis right now ma'am, unlike your classy Paris".

Then she got up mad and told me "All America has are skyscrapers" and pointed her middle fingers up as a gesture . Then I tell her "You forgot about the Eiffel Tower", pointing my middle finger up.

The bitch got up and walked away, and my friends followed with a "Ohhhhhh"

I changed the radio station and my mom flipped

Yesterday, my boo