a friend of mine ran out of lubricant, so he used vegetal on his victim, i mean, partner.
And a friend of mine was having sex with her boyfriend when suddenly the condom dispappeared. she thought it was somewhere in the room. the next morning she ejected it.
as far as stories of mine, i have none. or not that i remember.
I have the "wrong name" accident every once in a while. I have a really good friend named Barbi and occasionally when I'm messing around with my boyfriend I'll say her name when I'm trying to say "baby".
Also, I'm incredibly ticklish on like every inch of my body, so I always end up squirming and giggling any time he tries to kiss me anywhere but on my lips, but he's a sweetheart and doesn't take offense to my ridiculousness.
Also, I'm incredibly ticklish on like every inch of my body, so I always end up squirming and giggling any time he tries to kiss me anywhere but on my lips, but he's a sweetheart and doesn't take offense to my ridiculousness.
He was having sex with a girl, and she was really wet. He thought she had pissed on him,
so he pushed her off of him calling her a "f***king b***h"" LMAO.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
I heard a couple was sixty-nining standing up, and the man lost grip of the woman.... X x X,,,
Another accident that my cousin had, was one time she bit her boyfriend's penis when she was getting to perform oral sex on him. I guess she was nervous or something.
Another accident that my cousin had, was one time she bit her boyfriend's penis when she was getting to perform oral sex on him. I guess she was nervous or something.
out... that would have hurt i could have taught her how 2 do it ...
Bizarro!!! XDDD
I have a really good friend named Barbi and occasionally when I'm messing around with my boyfriend I'll say her name when I'm trying to say "baby". 
that would have hurt i could have taught her how 2 do it ... 
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