Originally posted by Wonda

and beyonce would be Chunky Monkey

Originally posted by Nicole

I just had a vision of Vin standing on a platform in front of a crowd. There's something on the platform, but it's covered by a large sheet.

Vin sweeps the sheet off, revealing a wooden cage.

"Behold!" Vin exclaims.

Rihanna is crouched inside the too-small cage.

"The highest black evolutionary form. I call it...her... Rihanna!"

You have to picture Vin wearing a top hat or it doesn't work.