Because mine is random as **** we were in the car and she was all excited talking to me and saying how she wanted my sister to get married and get pregnant and the she suddenly said... ''And well.. I hope you... you.. *keeps thinking* become successful in life'' I was like OH, thank you mom. And before that like a year ago or so, we were talking about something and she screamed ''WELL I AM OBVIOUSLY NOT GETTING ANY GRANDCHILDREN FROM YOU, RIGHT?'' gotta love my mother.

no

I would be so offended

Yes. Today we were at a bank and when the clerk left to get some papers she told me she doesn't want to be cremated because it's a nazi practice

She always ends up laughing so much. We're like best friends so I don't get mad, because I know she's not saying it in a bitchy way.

My mom refuses to talk about sex.

I'm like bitch there are 5 of us, you obviously know something about it

My mom is very random but not awkward. She is just hilarous. Like I'm telling her The Monster Tour updates and she's singing Prince's 1999 album because we're listening to it on vinyl while mashing in Rihanna and Eminem lyrics. She was like "U ask me if I love U but/We found love in a hopeless place 'Cuz every time U leave me, I die, that's automatic 2U ask me 2 forgive U, when U know, I'm just an addict So stop the music baby, U know, You're all I wanna do/Come on rude boy is you big enough take it take it"

No

No. Both of my parents are extremely outgoing.

Sometimes last year we were at McDonald's and they were giving Pokemon toys (I was a big a fan of Pokemon, still..) I asked to her if she can order a happy meal and she said ohh okay! When she was ordering she screamed "GIANFRANCO DO WANT PIKACHU OR ....? HURRY UPPP!" ugh I was so ashamed, everyone were looking at me

dfg mess

this is so cute

Did you end up getting Pikachu?

Well one time I was watching **** on my laptop (it was a private one mind you) so I had it fingerprint locked since last time my mom asked my best friend from my Facebook password and she got in.

So this girl comes in my room in the middle of the night, takes my laptop to my bed, swipes my finger in my sleep and unlocks it so she could check my history. I wake up in the morning and she's like "omg Monte I love your taste in women. Asians are hot, but don't you think you want something bigger than double A's to suck on" and I'm like

I would literally DIE.

I did, many times over.

Yas

Xcvxc omg