Looking back at your childhood memories What are some dumb/funny things you did as a kid that got you like

Here are mine:

1. Playing with the mop like a Barbie and getting caught a few times every now and then by my Mom, Sister, Dad, and a few friends/cousins

2. Blinked really hard in class so Teachers can think I'm cute

3. Fought this fat little girl over who was the pink power ranger and Thalia from that TV Novela; Maria La De Barrio

4. Watched Friday and Don't Be A Menance like 50 times and talked all gangsta with my toy guns around my neighborhood

5. Played "America's Next Top Model" with my sister.

6. Started fights with older kids on purpose so they can chase me and my brothers around the apartment complex


7. Played wrestling in the living room with my cousins ECW style, jumping off from the stairs down to the 1st floor when my parents were at work. ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!

I'm now the opposite, I SWEAR!!!!!!!

RomanNavy, gtfo! This thread is not for you!

I used to try and come up with new tricks to do while peeing.

Me and this girl would eat leaves

In third grade I told a teacher her breath smelled like rotting tuna

While my cousin was snorkeling in my pool, I'd invite friends over and convince them she could stay underwater for hours because she had gills

Me and this girl at kindergarten would throw sand in our eyes and blame people we didn't like

I wrote my first English-language song, called "You're Ugly and You Know It"

The floor is lava
Mattress slides down the staircase when parents weren't home.

My friend put a ball of sticky burs in a black girls hair.

I used to do this too

Color on the walls
Eat paper
Beat up kids who made fun of my twin brother
Throw toys out the window
Lock my siblings in the closet
Took a pigeon home as a pet

Most of these were influenced by my brother, I'm an angel

I bit people.

Today, there are some people who have legit scars on their face and body because of me. People who haven't seen me since I was a kid get super surprised that I'm a reserved, shy kid now

I used to bite the **** out of everyone

I'd put a towel / shirt on my head and raise my shirt up to my midriff so that I could dance and lipsync to Britney; most especially to Baby One More Time

Same

My friends and I breaking up red solo cups and putting them on the back of our bike tires so they'd sound like motorcycles.

Like a water hose? Me too!

falling into the toilet in the middle of the night cuz the toilet seat was up.

falling down a flight of stairs after singing the theme song to Moody's Point from the Amanda Show.

falling down in third grade outside on the soccor field stairs, trying to be cool by sliding down ice during Winter.

Falling etc

I was always a little entrepreneur
I made a business in 3rd grade-5th grade with my friend where we sold drawings of animals with their own personal profiles and accessories for 5 cents
Me and the same friend wrote songs about such topics as cows and taking over the country (the second one we sang in front of the class)
With a few friends we made up a game called "Auction" where we made money by being the auctioneer's servant and finding BB gun pellets and then at the end we auctioned off parts of the playground equipment

ffff

1. I once put salad dressing in the washer of a apartment complex across the street with my old best friend to get revenge on the bitchy manager
2. Played ding dong ditch a lot
3. Played with my mom's old Barbies and pretended to have diving/gymnastic contest
4. Cut myself with grass a few times
5. Ate a leaf two times
6. Rode my bike down a super steep hill and tried to pop a wheelie. One time it worked perfectly and the other I flew off and ran into a incoming car on the cross street
7. Sometimes I sneaked into the local high school swimming pool with my friends and swam when the lazy guy forgot to lock it

After elementary school, me and 2 friends would go this car place, where they had a blue lamborgini and make out with the car.

having sex at 8 years old with other kid and.now he has a girlfriend