I stayed here a few weeks ago and was attacked by a ghost. I was lying in my bed and thought, what a lovely hotel, I would be safe here.

About midnight, I suddenly felt the sheets being ripped off my bed. Being very aware of the Paranormal Activity movies, I knew how this would end and I took off to the lobby.

While I was there, the night clerk looked up at me and shook their head disapproving.
"There is a ghost in my room." I whispered.

"We have a no refund policy for paranormal activity." The clerk snapped. "Your bill will reflect a $50 charge for acknowledging the spirit."

"But what if the ghost is harmful?" I demanded.

"There is a $100 charge for arguing." The clerk replied and pointed to the elevator.
So, I went back to my room and shut the door. As I turned, a very dead apparition hissed at me and began to claw at my flesh and I screamed out in pain and the phone rang.

Trying to avoid being further attacked, I answered it.

"There is a $200 fee for screaming during a ghost attack." The clerk replied. "Please keep it down."
Crying, I gathered up all my belongings and went to check out at 2 AM. Bloody and afraid.

"There is a $500 charge for bleeding on the floor and a $100 fee for checking out early." Smiled the devious clerk.

"Just take my money." I replied and gave my credit card to them.

"Thanks and come again." Replied the clerk. "Oh and if you post a negative review about this online, we'll have to charge you $500."

So I did and my credit card was just charged $500!!!! Beware!!!