News: Man's penis bitten off by neighbours dog.

BlondeSouth

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A man’s friendly chat with his neighbour took a turn for the worse when his penis was bitten off by a mastiff dog.

Mr Yang, who only identifies himself with one name, was socialising in Zhuhai, in China’s Guangdong province, when the dog, which reportedly belonged to his neighbour suddenly pounced.

Luckily for Mr Yang, chief surgeon Liao Guolong was able to reattach his penis the same day. He is expected to be released soon.

Source and full story: http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/01/mastif...hbour-4818519/

Jessie Mulay

Reattach.. But then.. What if he... And then...

Nvm.

Cantaloupe.

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Luckily for Mr Yang, chief surgeon Liao Guolong was able to reattach his penis the same day.

eee

but!

Rider

Man what's with these threads today?
Man's arm ripped by tiger
Woman's finger ripped by lion
Giraffe killed after hitting bridge
Man's penis bitten off

Jessie Mulay

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Originally posted by EmRiNavy

Man what's with these threads today?
Man's arm ripped by tiger
Woman's finger ripped by lion
Giraffe killed after hitting bridge
Man's penis bitten off

Link for the tiger and giraffe one?

I'm curious

Ferrer

I feel sick thinking about it...

Rider

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Originally posted by Jessie Mulay

Link for the tiger and giraffe one?

I'm curious

http://atrl.net/forums/showthread.php?t=646867
http://atrl.net/forums/showthread.php?t=646984

Jameson Teqkilla

Hold ON to your extremities today girls

tigerlily13

aw

i would love to reattach penises for a living

Zylo

Reminds me of that story where the guy with the paralyzed body woke up with his dog chomping on his detached wiener.

Haribo

Ouch.

Rainb0wsyup

How the hell do you reattach a penis ??

Lukey

DILF $

That dog is thirsty for some d.

I feel sorry for him tho.

JaiTina

Red

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Originally posted by EmRiNavy

Man what's with these threads today?
Man's arm ripped by tiger
Woman's finger ripped by lion
Giraffe killed after hitting bridge
Man's penis bitten off

Didn't you hear? It's DISMEMBERMENT AND DEPRESSION FRIDAY! All stories that have to do with dismemberment and/or are depressing in tone must be posted!

...

Yeah, I'm not really sure why we have such an influx of stories like this.

hooky

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Originally posted by tigerlily13

aw

i would love to reattach penises for a living

Pikachu

Quote:

Originally posted by tigerlily13

aw

i would love to reattach penises for a living

Troye

dak;akje;

I cannot. Totally walking out with body armor today.

Alystar

I was holding into mine for dear life while reading the article.