Nothing brightens up a Tuesday morning like walking your naked, hooded sex slave down the street with "an unidentified object in his anus." That's what a West Virginia bondage enthusiast did yesterday, according to police reports obtained by The Smoking Gun.
A witness told Ohio County, W.V., sheriff's deputies she saw 53-year-old Barbara Jean "B.J." Geardello taking her boyfriend, Robert Deyell, 56, for a walk on a dog leash. She said he was wearing a hood, and his feet and ankles had been tied. As for whatever was protruding from his butt, she didn't hazard a guess.