Aren't you the one that trashed Madonna and praised Kylie when her album dropped?
I also remember you stanning for Gaga a lot. Highly doubt she "ruined" this song for you anyways.
Trashed Madonna? I dislike 'MDNA', and loathe 'Hard Candy', but love everything else. Not sure where you got dumb idea that I trashed her because of that, but ok.
And yes, I did praise Kylie for 'Kiss Me Once'. It's a decent pop album.
And tragic that I have to explain myself to you guys once again. I like 'ARTPOP', musically. I hate how she's handled the era and acted during it because it's pathetic.
Maybe.
I guess I just wouldn't want to be in association with someone who can say...
"I stand here waiting for you to bang the gong"
...with a straight face.
The lyrics are kooky and fun. Pop music is inherently goofy in its lyricism, look no further than the 70s-90s. Applause takes it a bit farther than most, but that was clearly the intention.