Alright i'll start. You say whether the above story is embarrassing, and then tell your own story
In 4th grade I asked this girl to switch pajamas. I was being completely innocent too.
today i was at 711 and the man ahead of me in line had a snake wrapped around him and i didnt realize until i was 5 inches away from the snake... then i yelled...
I locked myself in my car last week because the doors were like malfunctioning or something. It's a really long story but I eventually had to call my mom to help me out.
when i was younger there use to be no A/C so i would sleep in my underwear, then one day i was awaken by some party my mom had thrown, me completely flabbergasted, i just laid there on the couch half naked while like 30 people were dancing and taking shots, i blacked out from that point on....
I went to a meeting it was on the second floor of the restaurant, so when i went up stair there was a waiter just stading there and I thought that he was giving some snacks, so i took one and the waiter was like wtf , then a friend told me that the snack was for one of the costumers
In 7th grade we had a science class with big rectangle tables. I got assigned to sit with one of my friends, and he was so dirty he would like swiftly run his hand across my crotch and I would tell him to stop it and fight his hand away. Then I started getting boners cause of him. One time he even GRABBED my boner and he was like "look its like a stick shift" and he would move it around like a car stick shift.
This thread is not going to make it, Jesus And yes, that's embarrassing.
One time I told this girl a story about how disgusting my youth minister was because he's morbidly obese. Then I remembered she weighed like 300 pounds.
, then a friend told me that the snack was for one of the costumers 
And yes, that's embarrassing.