and he asked her if her Vay jay jay smelled like chicken juice.......

Which it doesn't, it smells like biscuits, you should know that. Then Madonna came and said...

eli's_rhythm, massage my exposed breast

Eli then said "sorry you're too young for me."

Madonna then took a pineapple and shoved it up her Vagina to prove that she was just as ****ty as Parish Hilton.

The pineapple, in great pain due to the muscles of Vadge the Supervadge, decided to get back at Madonna and came out of her nose. Then,

The pineapple's diguise was unveiled - it was Guy Ritchie!

and they all lived happily ever after

NO! Raven Symone EXPLODED! The cashier at McDonald's told her that if she had one more hamburger, she would spontaneously combust, but she said "**** YOU!" in caps and had another. Then, it happened. Only Guy Ritchie died, but

but Beyonce came and stangled Rihanna with her House of Deron LAce wig and thus killing on more person on here list. Next is Christina Aguilera and here wide set vagina.

After that Shontelle closed this thread.