Q: Why don't Ethiopians take medication?
A: Prescription says "take with food"
Q: what's the similarity between gays and toothpicks?
A: they both poke into old food
A man walks into an adult store and asks for a blow up doll. The store owner asks him "do you want a male or a female?"
"I'd like a female one", he says. "And do you want a white one or a coloured one?"
"A white one", he says. "And do you want a Christian one or a Muslim one?"
"What does religion have to do with this, it's just a blow up doll!"
"Yes. I know" says the store owner, "but the Muslim one blows up itself"
