Originally posted by Phoenixstar Wanna hear the joke about my dick? Nevermind, it is too LONG

Originally posted by alexanderao Whoever is incessantly reporting: this is meant to be funny and if it's not funny to you that's fine but don't give others WPs because it's not funny to you. Thank you. Even if a joke may come across as insensitive or mean, that's not the intention of the joke.

Originally posted by Phoenetic How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool

A couple were driving through Zzyzx, California, and were arguing over how to pronounce the name of the city. In an attempt to resolve their argument, they pulled up to a fast food drive-thru and the husband said to the lady at the window,

"Hi, me and my wife were arguing over the name of this place. Could you pronounce, very slowly, where we are?"

The lady replied,

"Buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrggeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rkiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnng"

Originally posted by Gedamara Why did the moron throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see a butterfly

Originally posted by NE. Britney Jean

Originally posted by Phoenetic How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool