Literally the best parts of My Lips Don't Lie & Waka Waka are stolen. A mess at her not being able to create a hit on her own. Still love Shakii tho so not too much on her. And I've never lived in Armenia, bae (the Armenian education system is a great one anywayz so hihi).
Whenever Wherever, Underneath Your Clothes, La Tortura, She Wolf, Objection, 80% of her singles in Spanish which have been hits in Spanish-speaking countries :???: At least when she samples she makes the material so much better than the original and writes new things on top of it. Most other girls just get a completed song and only sing.
At the racks being full.
People see Beyonce walking through a target and no one thought to buy her brand spanking new, probably promoted everywhere all over the store album?
A smidge pathetic!
"Of course, she's a huge successful actress"
"I love her, she's so beautiful and I wish I looked like her"
"I really respect her for all that she's done for charity"
"Jolie is so much better than that tangerine Aniston"
"I just saw Maleficent earlier. Jolie was amazing!"
Asking the GP if they know who Madonna is:
"Who?"
"Oh I remember her, I think"
"My grandma said she likes her, but she has dementia so you should take that with a pinch of salt"
"I like her song I'm a Virgin, kind of a weird title, but people were weird in the 1940's weren't they?"
"She's still alive???"
"Isn't she that really old stripper who tries to copy Lady Gaga?"
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Well everyone uses stunts. For example, the talentless, homely-looking hairy Italian Madonna burned crosses, kissed black men's feet, stole a baby (the president of that African country DRAGGED her), released a sex book fantasizing about contracting diseases from teenagers among other things I can't list without getting banned, flashed her sagging flesh for numerous "causes", called her son the N word and then paraded him around to an event like a prop the following week in order not to appear racist, clings to every popular artist and trend from Psy to LMFAO to Miley (when she stuck out her tongue ), is involved in some creepy cult activity with Kabbalah and was called out for it by Newsweek , and that's just the tip of the iceberg for this sorry excuse for a human being.
The way they were all waiting for me to come back from my ban so they could brag about beyonce its sells and now they're all gone again Thank God I was smart enough to not fall into the bandwagon and point out its horrible US/WW ratio
Well everyone uses stunts. For example, the talentless, homely-looking hairy Italian Madonna burned crosses, kissed black men's feet, stole a baby (the president of that African country DRAGGED her), released a sex book fantasizing about contracting diseases from teenagers among other things I can't list without getting banned, flashed her sagging flesh for numerous "causes", called her son the N word and then paraded him around to an event like a prop the following week in order not to appear racist, clings to every popular artist and trend from Psy to LMFAO to Miley (when she stuck out her tongue ), is involved in some creepy cult activity with Kabbalah and was called out for it by Newsweek , and that's just the tip of the iceberg for this sorry excuse for a human being.
And all of this still can't make her relevant today
), is involved in some creepy cult activity with Kabbalah 
Poor Beyoncé.
Right Here will probably smash in the US in a few months, same as Kiesza's Hideaway. 
Thank God I was smart enough to not fall into the bandwagon and point out its horrible US/WW ratio
That post is so true too.