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Cher attends opening ceremony of the Grand Canyon
Queen Elizabeth I SCALPS the Spanish Armada
Citizens of Boston SPILL the TEA
Madonna and Madonna celebrate birthdays together
Leonardo da Vinci caught in bed with Salaì
Cher announces 157th annual farewell tour at Queen Victoria's coronation
Dinosaurs vigorously defend their vessels
