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Originally posted by Nicole
I cant deal with Birthday because of the limp sex metaphors courtesy of Dr Luke’s scandalous-only-for-11-year-old-American-girls factory: pop your confetti; it’s time to bring out the big balloons
And then the part where she goes "HAPPY BIRTHDAY” like she’s having an orgasm. 
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You can practically hear the room of marketers:
"What's a holiday everyone can relate to?! Oh, I know, BIRTHDAYS! And let's make it sexy! She can talk about big balloons! Relatable, GP!"
If only I had been in that room, there could have been another hit off PRISM
