3 friends lived in a shabby set of flats in the rooms directly above and below eachother.
The man on the top floor didn't have a sink, so he had to shave out of the window.
The man of the middle floor didn't have a toilet, so he had to pee out of the window.
The man on the bottom floor didn't have a kitchen, so he had to cook out of the window.
One day, the man on the top floor was shaving, the man on the middle floor was going for a pee, and the man on the bottom floor was cooking his breakfast- sausages and fried eggs.
The razor slipped out of the man on the top floor's hand and fell, cutting off the middle floor man's penis.
That evening, the three men met for a few beers and discussed their day.
The first man said; "I had a very unlucky day, I dropped my razor."
The second man said; "I had a very painful day, I lost my penis."
The third man said; "I had a great day! I got an extra sausage!"
Terrible, I know
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