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Celeb News: J.K.Rowling new short story
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J.K.Rowling new short story
http://www.mtv.com/news/1862915/jk-r...-potter-story/
http://www.thebookseller.com/news/ro...ry-potter.html
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Are you sitting down? You might want to sit down.
J.K. Rowling just released a brand-new piece of writing set in the “Harry Potter” universe, taking place after the events of the series-ending “Deathly Hallows.” The article is titled “Dumbledore’s Army Reunites,” written from the perspective of unscrupulous gossip columnist Rita Skeeter of The Daily Prophet, and focused on a 34-year-old Harry, now sporting “threads of silver” in his hair and a mysterious new scar over his cheek, attending the Quidditch World Cup final with his young sons James and Albus Potter.
Also in attendance: Ginny Weasley, Harry’s wife, serving as a reporter at the Quidditch World Cup; Hermione and Ron, now an employee at the Ministry of Magic and the co-manager of Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes, respectively; and Neville Longbottom, quietly nursing a possible drinking problem.
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I still can't get over "Albus Severus" to this day. Ugh. "Crisp as a golden apple" - seriously, the worst epilogue of all time to the greatest series of all time.
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Originally posted by Rihinvention
I still can't get over "Albus Severus" to this day. Ugh. "Crisp as a golden apple" - seriously, the worst epilogue of all time to the greatest series of all time.
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The Rita Skeeter article! 
SLAY ME, JK!!
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It wasn't unexpected. She's been putting World Cup articles on Pottermore since May 
Very sneaky of her to publish the attention grabbing one (that centers on Harry) on the same day the theme park expansion opened.
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Originally posted by JakeKills
It wasn't unexpected. She's been putting World Cup articles on Pottermore since May
Very sneaky of her to publish the attention grabbing one (that centers on Harry) on the same day the theme park expansion opened. |
for me it was unexpected tho 
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But Joanne is a mess for snubbing Lily Luna. At least Rose and Hugo were mentioned by name. If you only read this and didn't have any background knowledge of Harry's family, you wouldn't even know he had a daughter
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This flop ho needs to give it up and let Harry Potter die already. We begged her and begged her to write one more book and what did she say? "No, I'm out of the game. I think people need to learn when to end things. I always planned for it to be seven books and I'm sticking by it. No more Harry Potter ok, I want to branch out." And then what happened? The Casual Vacancy flopped and was hated by everyone. The Cuckoo's Calling was a little cuter but failed to make waves. And now what? Bitch realized that Harry Potter is more relevant than JK Rowling and JK Rowling is nothing without Harry Potter. Now she's been talking all this crazy **** to get attention. "Oh, maybe Ron and Hermione weren't right for each other after all, maybe I should've put her with Harry." Every other week it's something new with this wack ass muggle. She's trying desperately hard to cling to relevancy through Harry Potter again. Writing a screenplay for some Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them movie (TRILOGY!) that no one cares about. We've all moved on. Harry Potter is now in the same category as Narnia and Lord of the Rings and Roald Dahl books. People will keep discovering them but there's no frenzy over them anymore because the series is done and their time is gone. So move on bitch and stop sucking the titty of the Harry Potter cow.
And don't even get me started on Pottermore. JK's Artpop has come and gone yet she fails to see the writing on the wall.
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oh an essay
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Originally posted by Person
This flop ho needs to give it up and let Harry Potter die already. We begged her and begged her to write one more book and what did she say? "No, I'm out of the game. I think people need to learn when to end things. I always planned for it to be seven books and I'm sticking by it. No more Harry Potter ok, I want to branch out." And then what happened? The Casual Vacancy flopped and was hated by everyone. The Cuckoo's Calling was a little cuter but failed to make waves. And now what? Bitch realized that Harry Potter is more relevant than JK Rowling and JK Rowling is nothing without Harry Potter. Now she's been talking all this crazy **** to get attention. "Oh, maybe Ron and Hermione weren't right for each other after all, maybe I should've put her with Harry." Every other week it's something new with this wack ass muggle. She's trying desperately hard to cling to relevancy through Harry Potter again. Writing a screenplay for some Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them movie (TRILOGY!) that no one cares about. We've all moved on. Harry Potter is now in the same category as Narnia and Lord of the Rings and Roald Dahl books. People will keep discovering them but there's no frenzy over them anymore because the series is done and their time is gone. So move on bitch and stop sucking the titty of the Harry Potter cow.
And don't even get me started on Pottermore. JK's Artpop has come and gone yet she fails to see the writing on the wall. |
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Originally posted by Ina Garten
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Originally posted by Person
This flop ho needs to give it up and let Harry Potter die already. We begged her and begged her to write one more book and what did she say? "No, I'm out of the game. I think people need to learn when to end things. I always planned for it to be seven books and I'm sticking by it. No more Harry Potter ok, I want to branch out." And then what happened? The Casual Vacancy flopped and was hated by everyone. The Cuckoo's Calling was a little cuter but failed to make waves. And now what? Bitch realized that Harry Potter is more relevant than JK Rowling and JK Rowling is nothing without Harry Potter. Now she's been talking all this crazy **** to get attention. "Oh, maybe Ron and Hermione weren't right for each other after all, maybe I should've put her with Harry." Every other week it's something new with this wack ass muggle. She's trying desperately hard to cling to relevancy through Harry Potter again. Writing a screenplay for some Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them movie (TRILOGY!) that no one cares about. We've all moved on. Harry Potter is now in the same category as Narnia and Lord of the Rings and Roald Dahl books. People will keep discovering them but there's no frenzy over them anymore because the series is done and their time is gone. So move on bitch and stop sucking the titty of the Harry Potter cow.
And don't even get me started on Pottermore. JK's Artpop has come and gone yet she fails to see the writing on the wall. |
Yet Pottermore crashed this afternoon just because of what? 1500 words? Clearly nobody wants her to write new Potter content.
Meanwhile, hordes of people spent 4 hours standing in line just to get into Universal Studios and another 7.5 hours to get onto the newly opened Gringotts attraction. She has ample demand, so she's graciously supplying.
Meanwhile, a 3 hour miniseries adaptation of Casual Vacancy is being produced even though nobody ****ing cares about it. And you know what? It will still do just fine with the ratings.
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Originally posted by Rihinvention
I still can't get over "Albus Severus" to this day. Ugh. "Crisp as a golden apple" - seriously, the worst epilogue of all time to the greatest series of all time.
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messsssssssssss i forgot all about crisp as a golden apple JK sis
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Originally posted by Person
This flop ho needs to give it up and let Harry Potter die already. We begged her and begged her to write one more book and what did she say? "No, I'm out of the game. I think people need to learn when to end things. I always planned for it to be seven books and I'm sticking by it. No more Harry Potter ok, I want to branch out." And then what happened? The Casual Vacancy flopped and was hated by everyone. The Cuckoo's Calling was a little cuter but failed to make waves. And now what? Bitch realized that Harry Potter is more relevant than JK Rowling and JK Rowling is nothing without Harry Potter. Now she's been talking all this crazy **** to get attention. "Oh, maybe Ron and Hermione weren't right for each other after all, maybe I should've put her with Harry." Every other week it's something new with this wack ass muggle. She's trying desperately hard to cling to relevancy through Harry Potter again. Writing a screenplay for some Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them movie (TRILOGY!) that no one cares about. We've all moved on. Harry Potter is now in the same category as Narnia and Lord of the Rings and Roald Dahl books. People will keep discovering them but there's no frenzy over them anymore because the series is done and their time is gone. So move on bitch and stop sucking the titty of the Harry Potter cow.
And don't even get me started on Pottermore. JK's Artpop has come and gone yet she fails to see the writing on the wall. |
lol this rant makes no sense and you know it
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Member Since: 2/1/2010
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Originally posted by JakeKills
Yet Pottermore crashed this afternoon just because of what? 1500 words? Clearly nobody wants her to write new Potter content.
Meanwhile, hordes of people spent 4 hours standing in line just to get into Universal Studios and another 7.5 hours to get onto the newly opened Gringotts attraction. She has ample demand, so she's graciously supplying.
Meanwhile, a 3 hour miniseries adaptation of Casual Vacancy is being produced even though nobody ****ing cares about it. And you know what? It will still do just fine with the ratings.
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JK is the QUEEN and the LEGEND of the damn world and she better deal with that fact-she can't do no wrong
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Originally posted by Person
This flop ho needs to give it up and let Harry Potter die already. We begged her and begged her to write one more book and what did she say? "No, I'm out of the game. I think people need to learn when to end things. I always planned for it to be seven books and I'm sticking by it. No more Harry Potter ok, I want to branch out." And then what happened? The Casual Vacancy flopped and was hated by everyone. The Cuckoo's Calling was a little cuter but failed to make waves. And now what? Bitch realized that Harry Potter is more relevant than JK Rowling and JK Rowling is nothing without Harry Potter. Now she's been talking all this crazy **** to get attention. "Oh, maybe Ron and Hermione weren't right for each other after all, maybe I should've put her with Harry." Every other week it's something new with this wack ass muggle. She's trying desperately hard to cling to relevancy through Harry Potter again. Writing a screenplay for some Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them movie (TRILOGY!) that no one cares about. We've all moved on. Harry Potter is now in the same category as Narnia and Lord of the Rings and Roald Dahl books. People will keep discovering them but there's no frenzy over them anymore because the series is done and their time is gone. So move on bitch and stop sucking the titty of the Harry Potter cow.
And don't even get me started on Pottermore. JK's Artpop has come and gone yet she fails to see the writing on the wall.
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SCREAMING!
And I love The Casual Vacancy 
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can someone post what she wrote?
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Originally posted by JakeKills
Yet Pottermore crashed this afternoon just because of what? 1500 words? Clearly nobody wants her to write new Potter content.
Meanwhile, hordes of people spent 4 hours standing in line just to get into Universal Studios and another 7.5 hours to get onto the newly opened Gringotts attraction. She has ample demand, so she's graciously supplying.
Meanwhile, a 3 hour miniseries adaptation of Casual Vacancy is being produced even though nobody ****ing cares about it. And you know what? It will still do just fine with the ratings.
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STUPEFY ha!
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Not interested, over is over. 
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Originally posted by Person
This flop ho needs to give it up and let Harry Potter die already. We begged her and begged her to write one more book and what did she say? "No, I'm out of the game. I think people need to learn when to end things. I always planned for it to be seven books and I'm sticking by it. No more Harry Potter ok, I want to branch out." And then what happened? The Casual Vacancy flopped and was hated by everyone. The Cuckoo's Calling was a little cuter but failed to make waves. And now what? Bitch realized that Harry Potter is more relevant than JK Rowling and JK Rowling is nothing without Harry Potter. Now she's been talking all this crazy **** to get attention. "Oh, maybe Ron and Hermione weren't right for each other after all, maybe I should've put her with Harry." Every other week it's something new with this wack ass muggle. She's trying desperately hard to cling to relevancy through Harry Potter again. Writing a screenplay for some Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them movie (TRILOGY!) that no one cares about. We've all moved on. Harry Potter is now in the same category as Narnia and Lord of the Rings and Roald Dahl books. People will keep discovering them but there's no frenzy over them anymore because the series is done and their time is gone. So move on bitch and stop sucking the titty of the Harry Potter cow.
And don't even get me started on Pottermore. JK's Artpop has come and gone yet she fails to see the writing on the wall. |
WAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Narnia is DONE??? 
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