I remember I had an animated movie back when I was 5 years old. There was a scene when the villain punched the prince and he was thrown while his boots remained in the floor. I used to put pause in my VHS just to see his cartoon feet and enjoy, and I was only 5!!!!
Like whoever made us, what happened when it came to designing the feet? Decided to take a day off and leave us with this mess? I don't know how anyone can be sexually turned on by feet
Having said that, bad feet are definitely a deal breaker