Doc, insults are not allowed here therefore I want this person removed from this thread, ATRL, and if possible earth. Thank you for your time.

i'm just going to miss his cakes.

Zankie fanfiction on Tumblr, I'm logging off.

The real tea. Rating the house guests by hotness.

Caleb - 8
Cody -8
Devin - 9.5
Frankie - 4
Donny - 1
Zach - 4
Derrick - 1.5
Hayden - 1

Amber - 10
Brittany - 6
Christine- 1
Nicole - 6.5
Joey - 8
Jocasta - 6
Victoria - 5
Paola - 9

Anyone giving Amber anything less than a 10 needs to be warned.

we always have that one person that you don't expect to go home early. it will be devin or amber next week! i cant wait.

Well I know that's how you survive in the game so I guess he's playing it right. Is he still close to Victoria?

i dont understand all the devin love.

Some of the girls, especially Pao and Victoria and Frankie, are too sensitive. I remember Pao telling someone that she's afraid of Joey because Joey asked her if she could stop shaking her leg.

They're also afraid of Brittany for really dumb reasons.

And Brittany freaked out because of Devin asking her if a bottle of lotion was hers.

What is it with these people getting their feelings hurt over nothing?

Doc, can you start to give these girls reminders for warning points every time they come for Devin's neck?

yea they were bonding yesterday. i think vicki still doesnt trust him though. in this house you have to pretend to be nice because you never know whos vote your going to need in the future.

There hasn't been a REAL fight yet, and I want something to happen ugh.

i would go straight for Amber!

it will come. it's only week 1. i feel like we've already been watching for months.

Right. So far, the biggest drama has been over lotion and bed sheets.

I am not complaining because I like this cast but Devin needs to stay just for the entertainment purposes.