Doesn't Michael Jackson's picture look like a depressed Dixie Carter.

Yes, because only in America can a poor black boy from Gary, Indiana, grow up to be a rich, but very depressed white woman.

Rebbie, Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, La Toya, Marlon, Dixie, Randy and Janet.

^And Joh'Vonnie.



Joe Jackson had an illegitimate daughter who's like 33 years old or something. That means he has 10 KIDS

Ahh, yes. I forgot that he had another child.