Pros of dating me

-You can **** me

That's it.

Handjobs don't count as massages, Buddy.

There is a guy meowing outside next door

I wasn't referring to that, pervert.



Take your mind OUTTA the gutter, punk.

Pros of dating me:
- Emotional issues
- Clingy and insecure
- Sometimes forgets to put on deodorant
- Scared of sex
- Needs to be alone like 70% of the time
- If I get angry I'll be too scared to tell you so I'll just hold a grudge for forever

i feel you

Ugh somebody else shares my remembrance struggle

Pros of dating me:
- I look weird, so you've got a nice sense of security there.

The last one is me

Very rarely do I tell people how I feel if they are pissing me off.

And the deodorant one

I do that too sometimes, I'll be out and about and smell something and then realize its me

I've used the deodorant in the store more times than I'd like to admit