If I had a boyfriend I wouldn't fart in front of him. I just don't fart in front of people period. I guess I wouldn't mind if he did, but not all the time. That would be kind of a turn off.
Oh, okay. The way I understood it, I thought that was like a taboo to you or something and that you would immediately break up with somebody who farted in your presence.
One time I tried to squeeze out a fart & I **** myself. I had to throw out my boxer briefs because they were literally FILLED. I even showed him my poop covered butt before I hopped in the shower.
