Have you ever been caught doing something you shouldn't have been doing?

I'm pretty sure some guy hanging in his front yard saw me driving with no hands on the wheel (it was like for two seconds so I could change the radio station!)

It was a sunny day so I walked outside and has a nice long piss. But then I saw someone staring at me.

i got caught in the woods

Your lack of understanding is disturbing. A real man pees wherever he likes and on a nice sunny day that is outside on the grass.

No.

This is gonna get deleted sis.

Nah, too smart and sneaky for that ****.