Originally posted by Ouz

Pretended that I love football.

Originally posted by IBeMe

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG you do realise that this is signature worthy right? lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo

watch the reaction be completly different when you prance around with someone pulling out a pistol and telling you to pray the gay away. you then drop to the floor singing Born This Way as you quickly realise your fantasy of what would happen was the complete opposite and now you are about to perish. ....UNTIL OUT OF NOWHERE THE PISTOL HOLDER COLLAPSES...you gently get up and find out Lady Gaga was in the mall and she threw a copy of "Me.I Am Mariah..The Elusive Chanteuse" str8 at his head. you then get up to thank her but she swiftly leaves....you then stan for Lady Gaga and Mariah for the remainder of your existence on this planet.

the end.

and dont forget to buy Artpop and Me.I Am Mariah...The Elusive Chanteuse out now on itunes.

thank you so much.

Originally posted by JakeKills

No, I've never done anything to make people think that I'm straight. People can think what they want, say what they want about me.




Was this entire story just a ploy to squeeze in some shameless Gaga and Mariah promo?

Originally posted by IBeMe

omg with friends liek that you might as well just come out tbh.
btw is england more accepting of gay ppl? it seems like they can be really against it sometimes.

Originally posted by Reader

The UK came first in a WW study on LGBT rights. Being gay is nothing here tbh...

Cackling @ Rihinvention's subterfuge. I've pulled the "check phone while purchasing so they think it's for someone else" thing so many times.

Originally posted by Rihinvention

I could probably mince right in there with my hands flapping off my wrists and say "dahhhling could you plozzz get me a 130mL bottle of the darker tan" before breaking out into a solo dance routine of 'Born This Way' to the shock of the sales assistants, who would then bathe me in compliments of "I want you to be my gay best friend" to which I would reply "babe you are so fabulous and gorgeous" while air-clicking all around their body.

Originally posted by Bloo

No. I pretended to actually be a tolerant straight. I was very outspoken about LGBT rights.

I'm really no different from being "straight" to actually being out. Most people had no idea, though.

Originally posted by Katy Perry

I dragged a Gaga fan during the BTW era in health class.

Originally posted by IBeMe

OMG

Originally posted by IBeMe

omg sis! I want to go to Japan and live there for so many other reasons but now i partly wanna do it for you. we can be as gay as we want 2gether forever .

here are a few things we will do: :banana8: this is you and me playing piggy back ride look---> :melryan: