THE NETHERLANDS
Strength: Spent past two years perfecting the hell out of heel kicks
Weakness: Wooden clogs slow players down considerably during matches
Preferred Grass Height: Between 51.436mm and 51.438mm
Nickname Of Somebody On Team, Probably: Flying Dutchman
Fun Fact: Media pronunciation guide for players’ names over 3,000 pages in length
http://www.theonion.com/articles/wor...watch,36253/#3
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