at some ya'll answers

at work and at a casino

At an amusement park, like on an actual ride by the person next to me.

In school? I guess?

Wooooo child

At Jack in the Box in front of my Mom and lil sister

An Azealia show, who knew there would be tops there

Lifting up my dogs poo, that dude wanted this ass badly

At the airport , the guy who stamps the passports
He gave me his number and we met , didn't like it his D was too small
I stared to ignore him till he stopped calling

at Disney World, I was swimming and this guy waves at me and winks, my mom was right beside me and I'm not out yet.

This is more amusing for the afterwards than the "how you met."

At a dog-racing track (greyhounds) where I had to sit a Uni exam. He was this little, Indian, super skinny 18 year old and he was so, so nervous. His voice was shaking. A girl in my class was friends with him and must have told him I was gay, cause most people can't tell just by looking at me. I told him I was in an on-again/off-again thing with my ex (I wasn't, I just wasn't interested) and then I told him I admired his confidence and that the three of us should go out and get a drink sometime, and said I knew how hard it could be meeting people when you're first coming out.

It never happened, but I walked away feeling ***flawless at how nice I was.



Even though I was being really fake

Once at a restaurant in Magic Kingdom (Disney World).

A girl gave a waitress a sticky note addressed to 'Prince Charming' with her phone number on it, and had the waitress give it to me. I never even saw the girl's face.

It's not a weird place at all, but this barista at Starbucks ****ing always hits on me. I've tried to learn his schedule to avoid going there when he's working.

The dollar store.

Coming back from a music concert. Like everyone thinks my uncle that is 3 years older than me is really hot, so these girls came up to us and said we should get laid. Of course my reaction was "thanks, you too"

slay bitch!





this sounds so cringe-worthy omg i'd seriously not know how to handle this let alone be nice about it