What are some of the funniest thread titles you've seen on here?

Cutting Onions Without Crying

If only I was a member then. I kept seeing similarly titled topics for the longest time and only finally realized in the ATRL merchandise thread that this was its origin.

Former Bisexual, Jessie J...

Fashion Icon Rita Ora / Pharrell

Queen of Pop Beyoncé

Bisexual Icon Frank Ocean

Weed Icon Jhené

Nicole Scherzinger Gets a Job at Greggs!
"Ex-gay" on Twitter claims Jesus saved him.
What is your password on ATRL

Britney broke her dancer's nose and doesn't give a fÜck

and at this being uncensored in the title

omg

there was this thread, something like "Will baby blue and baby north be lesbian power couple of the future" or something like that... I died...

WaiT, I thought North was a boy?

Me too

OMG

"Machete Kills BOMBS", "Britney Spears reaches for salad and shows off bra straps"

"Crack Queen Sky Ferreira"

"Gaga inspired by Barney."